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Crowson: 'I Saw Donald Kissing Vladimir'

Baby, it’s cold outside, but the warmth of this special time of year never fails to bring sweethearts together!

I saw Donald kissing Vladimir
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They grinned and laughed away
About the CIA
They’ve snuggled up to one another since Election Day

Then I saw Donald thanking Vladimir
He said, “Here is my gift of gratitude
I’m going to nominate
Your friend for Secretary of State
And I’ll give our State Department to you!”

I saw Donald kissing Vladimir
It’s like Mr. Khrushchev once did say
He said, “We’ll bury you!”
And it’s just about come true
We’ll be buried Inauguration Day.

Richard Crowson is not only a editorial commentator for KMUW. He's also a cartoonist, an artist and a banjo player.