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We've Beat Everyone, Man!


With apologies to Johnny Cash and Hank Snow:

We’ve beat everyone, man, we’ve beat everyone, man

Made the Roundhouse roar, man

Took it to their door, man

Mopped ‘em off the floor, man, we’ve beat everyone!

We’ve beat Illinois State and Bradley and Drake

Loyola, Evansville and Indiana State

UNI and SIU and Tennessee and ORU

Alabama, Davidson – Hey, we really had some fun!

Tennessee State, Tulsa, William & Mary and DePaul

North Carolina Central – They all took a fall!

We beat some of ‘em twice And some of ‘em thrice

When you’re 34 and 0, man it really does feel nice!

We’ve beat everyone, man

Played angry and won, man

What do we care if some folks diss us

Like Chadrack said, we don’t waste time poutin’

“The wolf don’t care what the sheep think about him!”

(And we spell “wolf” W-U-l-f)

Richard Crowson is not only a editorial commentator for KMUW. He's also a cartoonist, an artist and a banjo player.