Baby, it’s cold outside, but the warmth of this special time of year never fails to bring sweethearts together!
I saw Donald kissing Vladimir
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They grinned and laughed away
About the CIA
They’ve snuggled up to one another since Election Day
Then I saw Donald thanking Vladimir
He said, “Here is my gift of gratitude
I’m going to nominate
Your friend for Secretary of State
And I’ll give our State Department to you!”
I saw Donald kissing Vladimir
It’s like Mr. Khrushchev once did say
He said, “We’ll bury you!”
And it’s just about come true
We’ll be buried Inauguration Day.