Song time!
Oh its vacation time you head out of state
Get a little relief from all this Kansas hate
Head for a place where they don’t discriminate
La la la, when you’re vacationing everything’s great
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Oh it's vacation time read a book on the sea shore
Take a hike and maybe drive up to view Mt. Rushmore
Forget your troubles, and most of all forget your gov-er-nor
Leave this Brownback-wards place in your rear view mirror
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See the happy little trees, there’s a bluebird or two
And a golden glow surrounding everything that you do
On vacation you should kick back, enjoy every thrill
Cause when you come back to Kansazzzz...it’s a major buzzkill
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Oh, it’s vacation time, forget your troubles and cares
Go for a hike and hang around with mountain lions and bears
They’re not as dangerous as these Kansans with their paranoid fears
Walking round with a gun tucked into their underwears
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See the happy little trees, there’s a bluebird or two
And a golden glow surrounding everything that you do
On vacation you should kick back, enjoy every thrill
Cause when you come back to Kansazzzz...it’s a major buzzkill