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Richard Crowson: I've Just Seen A Facebook


What do I do when I’m not wasting time on Facebook? Why, write songs about Facebook, of course!

(To the tune of the Beatles' "I've Just Seen a Face.")

I’ve just seen a Facebook post It really was the most amazing video I’ve ever seen of someone’s dog Eating some ice cream...like, like, like, like, like, like

Then I scrolled on down and saw some fascinating pictures of a cat In an amusing situation there’s no way I can’t like that! Like, like, like, like, like, like

Sharing, yes I am sharing I can’t stop staring, at that Facebook

Here’s a picture of me long ago I’m pretty sure it’s fascinating Here’s my boat and here’s a list of common foods that are constipating Like, like, like, like, like, like

I just took a quiz so I could learn which actor’s toenail I would be And it turns out I’m the third toenail on the right foot of Bruce Lee LOL, LOL

Here’s my invitation, don’t you know, And here’s a YouTube video of someone doing something stupid My, where does all my time go…scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll

Falling, yes, I am falling into the Facebook vortex again

Richard Crowson is not only a editorial commentator for KMUW. He's also a cartoonist, an artist and a banjo player.