Crowson: King Of The World

Sep 4, 2019


Greenland for sale or rent, Vlady Putin’s my best friend
No wall but I’ll build it yet, I ain’t got no White House pet
I grab ladies by their lady parts
I ride out hurricanes in my golf carts
I gotta ego bigger than anyone else
King of the world!

I tell 12 lies on the average day
I raise tariffs and make the farmers pay
I tweet insults out just for fun
I even claim that I’m the Chosen One
I don’t care what the scientists say
Let the polar caps melt away
If the earth burns what do I care?
I gotta Space Force to blast me outta here

I’m glad that nobody seemed to read
The things the Mueller Report said about me
I just keep on yelling ‘bout fake news
And doing any ol' crazy thing that I choose
Greenland for sale or rent
Ignorance is my best friend
I’m a man whose ego rules above all
King of the world!

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